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EDGATWTTTF
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Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
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AGMI
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Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
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FOL
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Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
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LOLFDGB
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Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
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B&T
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Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
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FFFF
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See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
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BUNDY
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But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
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TEC
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Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
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FLK W/ GLM
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Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
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GOMER
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Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
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DF
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Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
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IW
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Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
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EBU
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Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
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FLB
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Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
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DQ
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Drama Queen |
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BTH
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Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
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SNUD
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Sick Nigh Unto Death |
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GSP
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Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
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OFIG
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One Foot In The Grave |
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TBD
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Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
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