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Acronym
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Meaning
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CRS
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Can't Remember Shit |
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DKA
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Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
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PCUINIA
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Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
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CHIBLOC
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Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
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FTD
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Fixing To Die |
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TFTB
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Too Fat To Breathe |
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AQR
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Ain't Quite Right |
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COSMONAUT
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Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
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TLR
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Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
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CKS
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Cute Kid Syndrome |
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BTSOOM
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Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
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LWS
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(US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
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OFIG
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One Foot In The Grave |
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WOMBAT
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Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
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ALP240
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Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
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PBOO
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Pine Box On Order |
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PP
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Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
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VTMK
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Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
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TWSAM
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Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
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SHPOS
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Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
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