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Acronym
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DTMA
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Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
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AOB
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Alcohol On Board |
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CFD
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Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
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TUBE
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Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
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GACP
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Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
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WITPOMS
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Why Is This Patient On My Service |
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GOK
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God Only Knows |
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THC
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Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
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TWA
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Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
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JDFR
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Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
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LPT
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Low Pain Threshold |
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RTTBBB
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Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
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FOS
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Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
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PSS
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Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
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ADR
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Ain't Doing Right |
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CYA
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Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
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MCBP
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Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
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OBS
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Obvious Bullsh*t |
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JAFFA
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Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
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EMT
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Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
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