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EMS
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Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
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RTTL
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Running Towards The Light - Dying |
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LOL
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Little Old Lady |
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ERNOBW
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Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
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BMT
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Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
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CABG
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Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
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JNR
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Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
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GPH
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Goddamns Per Hour |
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MICO
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Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
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BUNDY
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But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
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SOG
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Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
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CAT6
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Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
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ETOH
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Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
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GLF
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Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
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SRI
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Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
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CTF
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Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
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CYA
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Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
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FURB
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Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
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RUTUS
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Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
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ISQ
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In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
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