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TBP
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Total Body Pain |
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APD
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Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
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CRAFT
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Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
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BTH
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Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
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WFFAD
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Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
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WNL
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(Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
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BWCO
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Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
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DSB
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Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
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MAFAT
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Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
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TEC
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Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
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SEP
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Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
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TSL
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Too Stupid To Live |
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GOMER
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Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
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TUBE
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Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
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DIIK
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Darned If I Know |
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IHC
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Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
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SNUD
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Sick Nigh Unto Death |
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TRO
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Time Ran Out |
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TSS
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Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
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RTTBBB
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Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
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