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RR
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Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
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IOTC
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Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
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OFIGATOOS
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One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
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TLGP
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Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
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EI
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Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
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LRO
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Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
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CAT6
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Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
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UGLI
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Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
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JDLR
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Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
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P4P
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Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
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DF
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Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
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COPD
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Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
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CHAOS
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Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
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GWR
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God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
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JPFROG
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Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
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NFS
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Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
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COSMONAUT
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Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
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CRS
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Can't Remember Shit |
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BMW
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Bitch Moan & Whine |
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PP
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Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
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