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Meaning
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CYA
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Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
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IFOI
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"I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
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PEP
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Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
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BUNDY
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But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
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ALC
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A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
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FOS
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Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
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MTF
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Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
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CLOMI
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Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
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TLC
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Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
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GLF
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Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
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FOS
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Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
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RBG
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Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
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BBB
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Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
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EC
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Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
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CAT6
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Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
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EMT
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Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
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UPF
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Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
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JLD
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Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
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OPD
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Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
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AST
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Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
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