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Acronym
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Meaning
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OFIGATOOS
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One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
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AMYOYO
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Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
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PBS
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Pretty Bad Shape |
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B&T
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Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
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CIA
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Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
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HTK
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Higher Than A Kite |
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CSD
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Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
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HOP
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House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
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PHS
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Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
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CFU
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Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
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APRS
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(US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
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GOL
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Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
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ALP185
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Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
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FOS
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Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
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TWA
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Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
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FIRT
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Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
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NFS
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Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
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ATL
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(Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
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HTD
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Higher Than A Duck |
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NWB
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Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |