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SHAD
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Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
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TTR
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(US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
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PBAB
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Pine Box At Bedside |
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SHPOS
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Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
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EDGATWTTTF
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Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
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DFO-SFJ
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Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
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QID
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Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
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TLC
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Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
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GOMER
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Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
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SHS
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Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
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FOL
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Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
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CTD
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Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
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DIIK
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Darned If I Know |
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BIT
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Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
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BBCS
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Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
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OBS
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Obvious Bullsh*t |
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TCS
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Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
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CYA
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Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
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ALP
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Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
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TMI
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Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
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