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Acronym
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Meaning
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NQR
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Not Quite Right |
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YMRASU
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Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
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PPA
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Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
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OFIGATOOS
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One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
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PBOO
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Pine Box On Order |
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GACP
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Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
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UNIVAC
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Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
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TLR
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Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
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HOPEFUL
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Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
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PBLS
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Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
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LOLITS
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(US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
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PPPPP
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Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
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DPS
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(General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
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PLTDP
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Practice Limited To Dead People |
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HTK
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Higher Than A Kite |
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ATS
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Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
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DSP
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Dumb Sh*t Profile |
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FMPS
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Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
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PWT
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Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
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CHAOS
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Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |