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Meaning
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LFTWM
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Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
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PNR
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Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
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UFO
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Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
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CPM
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Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
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ELFS
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Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
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AHF
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Acute Hissy Fit |
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EI
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Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
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GTO
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Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
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CHAOS
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Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
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EMT
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Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
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CLOMI
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Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
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PEFYC
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Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
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PITA
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Pain In The Ass |
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WFFAD
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Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
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PWT
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Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
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OPD
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Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
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EDDU
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Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
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GLM
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Good Looking Mum |
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HALS
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Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
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GOL
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Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
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