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Acronym
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Meaning
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VBT
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Very Bad Thing |
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MTF
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Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
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IP
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Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
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CFD
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Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
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APD
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Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
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DSB
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Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
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DIIK
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Darned If I Know |
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TARFU
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Things Are Really F*cked Up |
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MUH
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Messed Up Heart |
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OFIGATOOS
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One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
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TVTP
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Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
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BWCO
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Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
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CBT
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Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
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IFOI
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"I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
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PBTB
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Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
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GROLIES
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(UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
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PHAT
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Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
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FOOBA
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Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
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ERCP
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Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
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AGA
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Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |