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Acronym
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TBP
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Total Body Pain |
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HST
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High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
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C/C
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Cancel Christmas (dead) |
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RT
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Room Temperature (dead) |
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DPS
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(Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
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PCUINIA
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Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
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DKA
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Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
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DTMA
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Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
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IFOI
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"I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
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EMT
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Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
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ATD
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(US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
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PRATFO
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Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
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TBC
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Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
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PDSD
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Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
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PLH
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Pray Long And Hard |
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FLKBCOTP
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Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
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OFIGATOOS
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One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
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TAPS
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Thick As Pig Sh*t |
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SFS
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Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
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PFH
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Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
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