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MARPS
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Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
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AGA
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Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
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GUCCI
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Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
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TBP
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Total Body Pain |
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LT
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Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
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VBT
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Very Bad Thing |
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HSPL
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High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
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GOMER
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Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
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TEC
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Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
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LPT
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Low Pain Threshold |
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P4P
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Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
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MTF
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Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
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BVA
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Breathing Valuable Air |
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PBLS
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Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
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PPPPP
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Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
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CLL
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Chronic Low Life |
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VIP
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Very Intoxicated Person |
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C2
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A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
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AQP
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Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
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WWI
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Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
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