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Acronym
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Meaning
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RUTUS
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Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
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OAP
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Over-Anxious Patient |
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PRATFO
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Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
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FIT
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Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
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IW
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Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
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DTMA
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Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
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RT
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Room Temperature (dead) |
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ECU
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Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
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PCUINIA
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Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
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ALC
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A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
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TWA
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Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
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FTF
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Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
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HBD
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Has Been Drinking |
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GROLIES
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(UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
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PWFS
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Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
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MIDI
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Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
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IP
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Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
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MILF
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Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
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BUNDY
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But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
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CABG
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Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
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