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Acronym
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Meaning
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VBT
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Very Bad Thing |
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DENTIST
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Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
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PSS
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Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
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UGLI
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Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
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ALPAC
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Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
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TOI
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Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
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HEA
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Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
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PBTB
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Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
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DSP
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Dumb Sh*t Profile |
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BTSOOM
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Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
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GRAFOB
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Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
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WWI
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Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
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OPD
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Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
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CRS
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Can't Remember Shit |
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SFSF
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Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
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FES
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Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
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PWFS
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Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
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FFFF
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See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
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TYFTIC
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Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
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LGFTC
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Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
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