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Acronym
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Meaning
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UNIVAC
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Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
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LGFD
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Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
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MFD
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Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
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DKA
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Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
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GRAHOB
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Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
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RLI
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Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
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DSP
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Dumb Sh*t Profile |
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DTMA
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Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
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FLKBCOTP
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Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
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HEA
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Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
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HBD
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Has Been Drinking |
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ADR
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Ain't Doing Right |
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FHHS
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(US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
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HHS
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Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
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LPT
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Low Pain Threshold |
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JIC
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Jesus Is Calling |
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OAP
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Over-Anxious Patient |
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SFS
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Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
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TYFTIC
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Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
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WITPOMS
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Why Is This Patient On My Service |
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