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Acronym: UAFB


Meaning / Stands for:

"Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose.

Other acronyms from US Army Acronyms (Slang) category

 
  Acronym   Meaning
FIDO "F*ck It. Drive On" Equivalent Of "Sh*t Happens"
WTF What The F*ck; Said As "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Spoken Phonetically. Radio Response To Bad News (often Shunned) Pre-dating The Internet Use Of The Acronym In Chat Rooms And Instant Messaging By Decades.
SFUS Standard F*cked Up Situation.
MPH Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts
FAINTED Faked An Injury, Necessary To Escape Duty
ECE Equine-Canine Extravaganza; I.e. Dog And Pony Show - Useless Perfection Of Duty Or Equipment For (usually) Bored Commanders Or Press/media
USMC Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
BTDT Been There, Done That
USMC U Signed The Mother-f*ckin' Contract
DINQ Delinquent In Quals (Pronounced "dink"). Someone Who Has Not Progressed As Far As Required In Their Qualifications.
PFC Pointless F*cking Chevron; Also Abbreviation For The Rank Of Private First Class
RHIP Rank Hath Its Privileges
LCPL Abbreviation For The Rank Of Lance Corporal; Also Last Cleaning Position Left
BOG Boots On The Ground. Number Of Soldiers Available.
NFG No F*cking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New F*cking Guy"
YMRASU Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards)
SWAG Scientific Wild-Ass Guess. A Close Approximation.
REMF Rear-Echelon Mother F*cker. A Term Of Derision Used By Front-line Soldiers To Describe Those In Cushy Jobs In The Rear.
GSS General Star Spangled, Refers To Any Over Patriotic, Usually Callous And Uncaring General.
POG People Other Than Grunts (US Army Infantry); Permanently On The Ground (US Air Force, US Naval Aviation And US Army Aviation)