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VTMK
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Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
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BFH
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Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
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LOL
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Little Old Lady |
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TEETH
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Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
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PFH
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Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
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NWB
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Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
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RT
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Room Temperature (dead) |
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HEA
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Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
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ALPAC
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Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
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BTH
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Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
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CPM
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Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
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ETOH
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Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
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KFO
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Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
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WNL
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(Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
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DUB
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Damn Ugly Baby |
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PITA
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Pain In The Ass |
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SBI
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Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
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JLD
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Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
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LT
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Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
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UPF
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Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
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